Friday, July 3, 2009

The Boogle Review


Mark McGinty at The Boogle gave my book Timeline of America an excellent review. Here is that review reprinted in its entirety.

300 Pages, Non-fiction history
4 1/2 out of 5 stars

Floyd Orr has succeeded in compiling a complete and completely off-beat history of American pop culture from before the first documented UFO sighting in 1644 to the failure of New Coke in 1985 to the rise of the Dixie Chicks as musical pundits. Timeline of America is not a typical history book – remember those 700-page clunkers that are heavy on war, atrocity and death? – Timeline is a book about the “fun stuff.” It is a celebration of the minutia that has defined our culture; the memorable movies, the power of television advertising, the rise and fall of popular music, sports as a consumable, popular cars, toys, computers and gossip. Somewhere between a non-fiction narrative and a list of dates, Timeline of America is a book like no other, a version of U.S. history told while sitting in the basement of That 70’s Show.

Organized into a series of narrative timelines that cover general history, movies, music, cars, television, sports, toys and “the nerd channel” it can either be read cover to cover (I did that) or used as a reference that allows you to skip to your favorite category or year without concern. It succeeds in connecting the dots and organizing all the white noise of pop culture into a tidy little capsule where all components can be viewed as pieces to a giant puzzle (I never realized that John Bonham and John Lennon died less than 90 days apart), and lets you see connections you never knew existed. Did you know that Starbucks and cell phones, two things that literally go hand-in-hand, both arrived in 1971?

Filled with interesting trivia (250 grave robbers were shot to death in 1900???) the book is meticulously researched and overflowing with nostalgia. It’s at its best when it covers the years when you grew up and resurrects countless suppressed memories (I had forgotten about the made-for-TV post-nuclear holocaust movie “The Day After”). Along with reminding you of all the great toys, shows and gossip of your youth, it’s also filled with many things you’ll be glad you missed – Heinz purple ketchup?

The strongest and most detailed prose can be found in the car section and Orr is clearly an enthusiast. I am not but I enjoyed learning how to determine the decade a car was produced by measuring the amount of chrome on its body. The details here are very convincing and Orr comes off as an expert. In fact, his knowledge of automobile history is so rich that it’s almost too much. It is packed with so many details that after awhile I was swimming in a sea of letters and numbers that looked almost like someone had taken a Scrabble game and tossed it on the floor with a stack of Uno cards (2000GT F150 Honda DX 1998). After awhile the makes and models didn’t mean much. Knowing that the 1998 Cobra had independent rear suspension was probably a bit too micro – I wanted to read more about Rod Stewart getting mugged and OJ fleeing from the cops in his Ford Bronco. And not a single mention of Back to the Future? Let’s hear less on specs and more on Nick Nolte’s hilarious DWI mug shot.

The movie section is pure nostalgia. Filled with movies I forgot that I loved and many I know I need to see it was great to read the yearly progression of movie history. The television section proved how quickly the arrival of the boob tube radically changed our innovation of snack foods. Can you image a dark age with no nacho-flavored Bugles or without mint and orange Kit-Kat bars? The music section is dedicated mostly it to rock music, categorizing and rightfully omitting rap, bubblegum and commercialized country music as “just plain trash.” Orr’s commentary includes such gems as “What is true rock and roll without talent, angst and rebellion? Without those things, all that is left is bad taste.” And he’s right on the money, strengthening his argument by referring to Shania Twain and Snoop Dog by their real names and not their corporate inspired monikers.

While some tidbits require further elaboration, like how reruns of Green Acres provided decades of entertainment for potheads, there will be some things that are missing entirely. No Kids in the Hall? What about The Daily Show? But Orr warns you that your favorites may not be found as not everything can be included. He alludes to a sequel and we hope we see one as the book ends with 2006 and almost begs for a second edition.

A masterpiece of nostalgia the book contains one nearly-fatal flaw: the cover. Clearly a symbol of the downhill slide music takes when corporate profits push art aside its tacky “road of life” image was clearly designed on a home computer. Normally I don’t go here and limit my reviews to the content of the book but in this case Orr risks sacrificing a wonderful read.

I’m reminded of the fictional rock band Spinal Tap, laboring over their album’s controversial cover and eventually releasing it in all black with no words or pictures. Let’s hope Orr doesn’t go that far when he produces his next edition but instead realizes that he has written a highly entertaining book – one that can be that much better.

Strengths: nostalgia!!! a fun, light read, painstakingly researched, filled with humor, well-written
Opportunities: not many but the car section gets bogged down in details, the cover
Will appeal to: movie buffs, car enthusiasts, history buffs, music lovers (especially rock music), people who enjoy gossip columns and anyone who loves their books American as apple pie.
Timeline of America: Sound Bytes from the Consumer Culture is available on amazon.

Reviewed by Mark McGinty, June 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Melting the Iceberg


Many people out there are eagerly awaiting the arrival of the iceberg that will bring this abomination down, sinking to the bottom of American politics like The Titanic. I don't know if there is actually an iceberg out there or not. I have no inside information on the subject. What I do is to examine the whole situation from the outside. I call it looking at The Big Picture. What I see the most clearly in this case is that the MSM does not want to derail their gravy train. This is the most important point I shall ever make concerning this subject. Anyone who still believes the MSM is just too lazy to carry out its job of investigative journalism, although a valid truism up to a point, is shrouding the issue in naivete. The circumstantial evidence indicating that not only does the MSM already know the truth, they know a lot more secrets than you or I know, is absolutely overwhelming. No matter how stupid you may think the corporate media can be, the one thing they never do is to go around slaughtering their own cash cows. The corporate media has no intention of sending this one to the slaughterhouse until she can no longer be worth more to them alive than dead.

There is a pattern, a very intellectually sickening pattern, that you can follow from the beginning of the entrance of television into politics and continuing to the present day. Let's hit the high points, shall we? JFK was a President on television, but Marilyn Monroe was rarely mentioned on the television news in relation to him. After the JFK assassination, the conspiracy theories were kept as buried as possible by the visual media for many years. Watergate changed the way we looked at politics on television. We elected an actor President. The right wing attack machine hounded Clinton from the beginning of his national political career. OJ' s ride in a Bronco could not be shown enough times on television. Monicagate was endless. Anna Nicole Smith used to be the biggest abomination on television. Now she has a replacement, and the corporate media continues to rake in millions. What will stop this particular example of the madness? The answer most assuredly will fall under one of three categories.

(1) The FBI or some other operation with serious power to override the corporate media's greedy little circus will finally announce the results of their investigation. This could involve (in no particular order) Arctic Cat, the house, tax frauds of other origins, Troopergate, Dairygate, Prisongate, AIP, Exxon, or any one of many other known scandals. The main weakness of this concept is that, unless the charge and the sentence are serious enough, her career may not be permanently halted. There have been countless examples of politicians and cookie jars in the past whose careers are still intact after the scandal has subsided, particularly following the obligatory corporate wrist-slap.

(2) One of her more serious scandals is finally voiced by the corporate television media because they fear being scooped by a particular voice who insists on screaming the truth for profit. That may be a tabloid or a nationally recognized newspaper. It won't be an internet site. The MSM has little fear of the blogs simply because the corporate media have managed so successfully to marginalize the blogs' credibility with the masses of morons that make up the U. S. population. Most of the more intelligent voters of course follow the blogs quite closely, but these numbers pale by comparison to the massive horde who are still under the illusion that primetime cable news presents any more than a passing resemblance to reality. The driving force of this second scenario would be when the MSM decides that the scandal in question is ugly, juicy, or prevalent enough to bring down The Queen once and for all, and they had better jump on the bandwagon of her last hurrah or they risk being the caboose of her final gravy train. I think the most likely issue of this type will be Babygate, and who knows exactly which iteration of this multifaceted scam will be the one that will actually bring her down? Religiongate and her support of the slaughtering of wolf pups and bear cubs should be the pertinent issues, since they are intimately related to the running of the country and environmentalism respectively, but it has seemed so far that the corporate television media intends to beat these drums using only feathers as drumsticks. They have reported these stories, but they have staunchly refused to give them the OJ treatment they so rightfully deserve!

(3) The final methodology for getting rid of the abomination is a sort of blowback approach. The official charge or the scandal may fail to bring down The Queen, but her public reaction to it is so outrageously blatant, self-centered, crazy, or just plain entertaining, that the response overtakes the original story. In terms of the final result, it matters not a whit precisely what the original issue is; it only matters that the MSM is finally unable to resist repeating The Queen's response to it absolutely to death. Again, as in the first two scenarios, the corporate television media must collectively decide that the tracks of the gravy train truly lead to oblivion. As long as they think they can milk more money from the further escapades of the despicable clown, they will continue to supply her with cameras and microphones.

The scariest part of modern American history is the realization of just how often the morons win, and this is only one phrase that captures the perspective. Overestimating the intelligence of the American people is another. Repeating the same action while expecting a different result is another. Never argue with crazy people. We did not believe in 2004 there was a housing bubble about to pop simply because it was more immediately profitable to ignore all the obvious signs. We thought another Bush term could not possibly cause that much more damage. We elected an actor President; why not a moron?

See Also: Palingates (for a complete description of the issues mentioned here)
Heil Hitlerette!
Why She's Dangerous
Save the Wolf Pups
A Little Perspective
Quiet at the Top

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Outstanding New Review

Mark McGinty at The Boogle has just posted an outstanding new review of my fourth book, Timeline of America. You can read it at The Boogle or on Amazon. Thank you.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Hawkwind At His Leisure 2


Cat of the Day: Hawkwind

Believe it or not, this is the same picture turned upside down. Would you have known which one was upside down if I had not told you?

Hawkwind At His Leisure


Cat of the Day: Hawkwind

This is a photo of my Silver Chinchilla Persian, Hawkwind. Yes, he was named after the band. Believe it or not, this photo is right side up.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

A Legend Only In His Own Mind


In honor of the legendary Don Martin and his even more legendary hero, Karbunkle, Floyd M. Orr has released his earlier books in various e-book formats. Timeline of America is still available directly from iUniverse for $6.00 in the old format, but newer versions have been released at Amazon and Smashwords. The Last Horizon is available at Amazon and Smashwords. Ker-Splash is currently available only at Amazon in the original paperback and the new Kindle formats. Plastic Ozone Daydream is now available in a new e-book version at both Amazon and Smashwords.

The very complex formatting of Daydream and Timeline has been reworked into a smoother, more widely spaced format for both the Kindle and Smashwords versions. The author is currently working on the development of a new, completely updated version of Ker-Splash to be released early next year, immediately after all the 2010 boat models have been introduced at the boatshows nationwide.

Consider the photo a special tribute to Don Martin. This is the cover of his 1969 release, with Karbunkle doing his thing in the kitchen. Below is the link to the new press release announcing all the new developments. Thank you.

A Legend Only In His Own Mind

Sunday, May 3, 2009

New E-book Versions

The special sale prices of the Kindle versions of my four books ended Friday, so the regular price of $4.80 each is back in effect. The Last Horizon: Feminine Sexuality & The Class System and Timeline of America: Sound Bytes from the Consumer Culture have just been released at Smashwords. This means that these two books are now available in any digital book format. Horizon is priced at $2.99 and Timeline at $3.99.

Timeline
has been restored to its original, pre-release format with line spacing between every year in the timelines. These spaces had been deleted in the original paperback version for the sole purpose of holding the page count and the cover price of the paperback as low as possible. (Amazon just recently reduced the price of the Timeline paperback from $21.95 to $19.75.) The 300 pages of the paperback version are very tightly packed with a Size 11 font and a word count well over 100,000. If the new electronic version was in printed form, it would be at least 400 pages, and possibly closer to 500. See what I meant by Godzilla stuffed into a briefcase? When the Kindle price was returned to $4.80, the new, more spacious version was uploaded, so all future buyers of the Kindle version, even from Amazon, will receive the easier to read edition.

My two earlier books, Plastic Ozone Daydream and Ker-Splash, will become available in all electronic formats at Smashwords soon.